Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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