i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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