we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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