I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm really into asian looking animals
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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