you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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