he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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