Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
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so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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