Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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