There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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