He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
is wine microwaveable?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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