Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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