Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
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I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
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so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'm bleeding and have questions
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Randomize