he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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