talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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