ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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