these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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