But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
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