I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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