i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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