Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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