AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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