Don't you send me to vm
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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