what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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