he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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