You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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