Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Ketchup is God's man juice
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
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You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
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U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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