that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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