is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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