So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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