haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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