? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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