Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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