so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
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She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
This is my gift to your gina
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No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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