this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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