i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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