you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Randomize
