Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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