If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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