its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
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but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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