She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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