The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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