On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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