Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
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Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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