Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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