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Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
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I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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