Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
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that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
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Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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