I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
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