As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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