please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
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I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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