I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
