the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
why do cheetos always look like penises
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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