WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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