don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things