how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it