the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
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My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
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I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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