I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill