I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
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I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
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after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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